Sunday, October 26, 2008

"A joint Iraqi-US committee will decide whether Iraqi or US jurisdiction will be applicable to crimes committed by American soldiers off post and off duty, said a top Iraqi diplomat." I don't want to interfere in delicate negotitations but I have consulted with Grand Ayatullah Sistani, and he recommended the following: if US soldiers commit their crimes on duty, they shall be given 4 kgs of Arabic sweets. And if they commit their crimes off duty, they shall be given 2 kgs of Arabic sweets. Matter is settled. Good night.